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He and She: You Know You Need A Vacay When …

Posted on December 20, 2017 by Amoeba

Early one weekday morning in Hawai‘i … He: “Good morning, love.” She (still asleep): “Aaaagh! Nooooo!!” He: “Good morning, love!” She: “Stay away! Or I’ll use the catnip!” He: “Woof! Woof!” She (finally waking up): “Wha … dogs!” He: “What … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: The Awful English Language

Posted on October 29, 2017 by Amoeba

“Hey dude!” “What?” “Since yer up already, get me a beer from tha fridge, willya?” “OK, dude, but ya gotta pay toll fer it. This here Bud is brought ta ya by tha letter ‘B’.” “[…] Ain’t no one told … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Imp-pede-iments

Posted on October 8, 2017 by Amoeba

“Bugger.” “Really, dude? I didn’t know ya …” “Git yer mind outa tha gutter, dude, ‘r I’ll let it bite ya.” “Worse an’ worse, dude!!” “Argh. Just shaddap an’ get tha tongs, willya?” “Tongs?? When did ya get inta S&M?!?” … Continue reading →

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