Tag Archives: funny dialogues

Amoeba’s Lorica: Smoke Scream

Posted on April 10, 2018 by Amoeba

Wednesday morning, 3 AM. The phone beeps. Hotel Desk Clerk: “[yawn!] Front desk. How may I help you?” Hotel Guest: “You can help me by sending someone up here and taking this sign out of my room.” HDC: “Sir?” HG: … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Floundering Around

Posted on February 11, 2018 by Amoeba

“Dude! OC wants me to do what?!?” “He wants ya ta help him out, dude.” “By standin’ here posin’ like some idiot statue, holdin’ a flatfish like a torch?” “Count yer blessin’s, dude. He coulda had ya wearin’ ’em like … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Roomba Tango

Posted on January 7, 2018 by Amoeba

“Hey, dude, didya hear? OC an’ Quilly are comin’ up in tha world!” “‘Bout time. Like how? An’ will any uv it trickle down ta us?” “Not ‘less ya get tha dust all over ya when ya empty tha machine, … Continue reading →

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