Tag Archives: funny dialogues

He and She: Bos(s)ing the Boats Around

Posted on March 27, 2025 by Amoeba

He and She had a mission to the mainland,  and were sitting at the ferry terminal hoping that the boat would get them off the island ahead of the scheduled power outage and unscheduled thunderstorm … She: “Don’t tell me … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: The Mural Of the Story

Posted on February 24, 2025 by Amoeba

“Dammit, dude!” “Yeah? Good luck wit’ that.” “Huh?” “You goin’ inta tha war zone ta fix that dam the Russians busted in Ukraine? I ain’t!” “Yeah, you an’ ever’ otha card-carryin’ memba a tha Axis a Evil. Which means us, … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Fruits of the Season

Posted on January 25, 2025 by Amoeba

One fine day at the local market … Grocer (entirely too cheerful): “Good morning, my man!” Amoeba (instantly wary): “G’mornin’, Hank. Yer awful chipper fer a wet ‘n’ rainy Monday mornin’.” G (unfazed): “And why shouldn’t I be, when I’ve got golden sunshine … Continue reading →

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