Category Archives: satire

Amoeba’s Lorica: By Any Other (Eww) Name

It is midnight at the Capulet compound in Verona, Italy. Juliet, age 14, is in the throes of her first crush – and has just found out that the object of her affections is a rising star in a rival … Continue reading

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Little Red Hen-pecked

It was sunset on a farm somewhere on the Great Plains of the North American continent. The landscape was brown, fading to gray as the sun set on the hazy western horizon, and the air was chill with the first … Continue reading

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Amoeba’s Lorica: One Fine Day At the Filling Station

Attendant: “Good morning, sir.” Customer: “Yeah? Whaddaya want?” Attendant: “For you to be wearing your mask while you’re here.” Customer: “Argh. You sheeple should be whying these damned masks!” Attendant: “Ours not to reason why, sir. Ours but to do … Continue reading

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