Category Archives: satire

Kris an’ Murphy: High Reanxietability

Murphy: “Smokejumpers?” Kris: “What about ’em?” Murphy: :”They’re not back in the news, are they?!!” Kris: “Worried about losing your electricity again?” Murphy: “Kris, what part of ‘one crisis at a time’ do you not understand? We start getting wildfires on top of the … Continue reading

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Amoeba’s Lorica: The Great Indoors

Somewhere, USA; September 2023 Boy, age 10: “Dad?” His father: “Yes, son?” Son: “I want to go outside.” Father: “You what?!?” Son: “I want to go outside!” Father: “No! Are you nuts? Whatever do you want to do that for? Is there something wrong with the graphics at … Continue reading

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Kris an’ Murphy: And The Enemy, As Usual, Is …

“If you’re a regular reader of FiveThirtyEight, you’re probably used to looking at data in sports — where basically everything that happens on a basketball court or a baseball diamond is recorded … “COVID-19 statistics, especially the number of reported … Continue reading

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