Category Archives: language

Dude and Dude: Keyboard Hero

Posted on October 1, 2009 by Amoeba

“A leotard, dude?!?” “It’s my costume, dude. Or part of it anyway, I’m not finished with it yet.” “You’d better finish it soon, dude, before it finishes you. I’ve seen tourniquets that were looser.” “But, dude, I have to look … Continue reading →

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Hummus A Tune

Posted on September 29, 2009 by Amoeba

He: “Hey, this is good stuff. What is it?” She: “It’s hummus.” He: “No, love, speak boldly. I can’t understand you when you hum. What is this stuff?” She: “I told you. Hummus!” He: “Sweetheart, I’m overjoyed that you want … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Ain't Misbehavin'

Posted on September 9, 2009 by Amoeba

“Hey dude!” “What?” “I need to go to the store. You got any …?” “No, dude, I ain’t.” “You don’t look like one to me.” “One what?” “An ain’t. Whatever an ain’t is. You look to me like a standard … Continue reading →

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