Category Archives: humor

He and She: Malled

Posted on January 13, 2019 by Amoeba

She: “Here’s your breakfast. rrRR!” He: “Thanks. I think. You have a problem?“ She: “You’re lucky I’m even talking to you!” He: “It’s the crack of dawn and I’m in trouble already?“ She: “What were you thinking?!? Leaving me in … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Meme-ories 19 (Presidential Bathroom Reading Material)

Posted on January 10, 2019 by Amoeba

In which Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba remembers how We the People laughed, when rumors surfaced about what the 40th President of the United States brought with him to the porcelain throne room. He can only speculate about what subsequent Presidents … Continue reading →

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He and She: Burger-lers

Posted on January 6, 2019 by Amoeba

He: “Now this is a hamburger.” She: “You can say that again.” He: “OK. Now this …” She: “STOP!!“ He: “But you said …!” She: “Never mind. Stop talking. Eat. It’s broke da mouth. Act like it.” He: “And just … Continue reading →

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