Category Archives: Hawai’i

Dude and Dude: Thinging About Stuff

Posted on April 22, 2018 by Amoeba

“Dude?” “Yeah, dude?” “What is this ‘clutter’ thingy?” “Tha pizza boxes all ovah tha floor?” “That ain’t clutter, dude, it’s litter!” “Which is ‘zactly what one a us is gonna wind up in, wit’ a EMT at each end, if’n … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Ruined

Posted on July 23, 2017 by Amoeba

“Whatcha got there, dude?” “Somethin’ somebody shared on Facebook, dude.” “Yeah? Lemme see … an’ they shared this when?” “Yestaday.” “Dude. This clickbait was posted, like, on March of last year! An’ yer peeps’re just findin’ out ’bout it now?!?” … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Meme-ories 4 (Law of the Splintered Paddle)

Posted on May 8, 2016 by Amoeba

Kānāwai Māmalahoe – Law of the Splintered Paddle Declared to the people of the Kingdom of Hawai‘i by its ruling monarch, Kamehameha I, ca. 1797. Oh my people, Honor thy gods; Respect alike [the rights of] people both great and humble; … Continue reading →

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