Category Archives: Dude and Dude

Dude and Dude: To Look for America

“What’s that on yer iTunes, dude?” “Simon an’ Garfunkel tune, dude. ‘America’.” “Simon an’ who?” “Garfunkel. Like I sed tha first time. Dude.” “Get real, dude. Nobody’s got no name as funked up as Garfunkel! Not intentionally, anyways.” “So yer … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: The 8 Team

“Ya know, dude, there really oughta be less hate in tha world, yeah?” “Not sure ’bout this, dude. Y’fraid yer mother will faint?” “Hate, dude. Not ain’t. We did that a’ready. ‘Member?” “Oh. Yeah. Right. But ain’t that gonna confuse … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Mew Building Code

“Here, kitty kitty.” “Ack! Jebus, dude! Too cute!” “What, the cat?” “No. You. Ew.” “Baaaaaad, dude. Baaaaaad.” “Riiight. I oughta ram some better sense intuh ya. Me ‘r somebody.” “What’s wrong wit’ what I got now?” “Tha nose knows, dude. … Continue reading

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