Author Archives: Amoeba

Dude and Dude: Time for Beany

Posted on November 23, 2024 by Amoeba

The Dudes go grocery shopping … “Kay, dude, I got ’em. But that wuz hard.” “Whut? Gettin’ tha kidney beans that OC’s Quilly wanted fer dinner? Whut’s hard ’bout it? There’s, like, a whole wall of ’em, dude!” “Yeah, dude, there’s a few … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Merger Announcement

Posted on November 18, 2024 by Amoeba

WASHINGTON, DC (API*): At a press conference held in the Rose Garden of the Executive Mansion this date, Department of Government Efficiency head Elon Musk announced the formation of a holding company that would assume controlling interests in all of … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Meme-ories 57.2 (Frozen Comfort)

Posted on November 11, 2024 by Amoeba

Update from earlier post. 2024 vote tallies as of 11 November. Based on electorates of 232 million in 2020, 244 million in 2024. As reported earlier, Nobody was the true victor of the election for President of the United States … Continue reading →

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