Author Archives: Amoeba

He and She: Crabby

Posted on February 24, 2019 by Amoeba

She: “So, how did you like your lunch?” He: “Wonderfully crabby.” She: “Right. I’d complain about that crack if the crab salad hadn’t made me crabby.” He: “Hm?” She: “I pressed the crab in that can as hard as I could … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: The Lost Cause, Hawaiian Style

Posted on February 17, 2019 by Amoeba

“A world premiere, dude?” “Tha’s whut it sez, yeah? Y’can click on tha pic fer more info.” “Wit’ OC playin’ in it?!?” “Guess him an’ his trumpet ‘re comin’ up in tha world.” “Yeauh huh. S’long as ya don’ listen too close, dude. Hope he … Continue reading →

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He and She: Ought Notic

Posted on February 10, 2019 by Amoeba

He: “So what did the physicians tell you?” She: “That it was high time that I stopped hacking.” He: “Holding out on me again, huh? Black hat or white hat?” She: “White gown. Or maybe white shroud if I had … Continue reading →

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