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Amoeba’s Lorica: Moving Fast and Breaking Glass
New York Times Newsletter, 8 February 2025: * Trump said he would dismiss several board members from the Kennedy Center, the storied performing arts group in Washington, and install himself as chairman. * A clutch of young aides have swept … Continue reading
Amoeba’s Lorica: Diabolical Lexicographer (Business)
BUSINESS, n. Machine for making money, the survival of which depends on its ability to tell its customers “Yes” even when they are wrong, and its employees “No” even when they are correct. SUPERHERO: Product of a business. The survival of … Continue reading
Amoeba’s Lorica: Fruits of the Season
One fine day at the local market … Grocer (entirely too cheerful): “Good morning, my man!” Amoeba (instantly wary): “G’mornin’, Hank. Yer awful chipper fer a wet ‘n’ rainy Monday mornin’.” G (unfazed): “And why shouldn’t I be, when I’ve got golden sunshine … Continue reading
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