Author Archives: Amoeba

He and She: Stoner Sea

He: “Tell me you weren’t planning to go to the beach today.” She: “OK. ‘I’m not planning to go to the beach today.’ Now tell me why?“ He: “Because you might get busted.” She: “Yes, dear. There is a reason … Continue reading

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He and She: Fooding Around

He: “So how are you feeling, love?” She: “Stuffed. Overstuffed!” He: “Hm, ok. I promise not to sit on you.” She: “Good. You wouldn’t like any of the kinds of ‘throw’ you’d get from me if you tried that.” He: … Continue reading

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Meme-ories 23 (Sic Semper Suffragii)

ABSOLUTE, adj. Independent, irresponsible. Absolute monarchies are those in which the sovereigns do as they please, so long as they please the assassins. Not many absolute monarchies are left, most of them having been replaced by limited monarchies, where the … Continue reading

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