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Dude and Dude: Not Gleanin’ Up
“But du-UUUUDE! I wasn’t gonna steal the HI 5! I was gonna redeem it!” “So much for rollin’ the shoppin’ cart through the complex, dude.” “What shoppin’ cart? They got locks on ’em! Ya leave the parkin’ lot an’ the … Continue reading
Posted in Dude and Dude, satire
Tagged deposit bottles, gleaning, Leviticus, poor relief, recycling
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Screwtape The Third: Music To Your Rear
“Very well, Wormsap, you’ve got my attention. What are these things?” “New standard equipment for the associates, Master Screwtape.” “Hmmm. Tridents have served the security goblins well for millennia. I wasn’t aware of any compelling need to replace them. Though, … Continue reading
Posted in humor, Screwtape III
Tagged angels, demons, funny dialogues, harpoons, harps, puns, sea shanty, wordplay
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