Dude and Dude: A Fin Business

“I got her this time, dude!”

“Got who?

“The stage manager!

“Careful, dude …”

“Not like that, dude! Give me credit for having some taste.”

“Cash only, dude.”

“Very funny.”

“So?”

“So when she went around backstage telling the actors ‘Places, places’, I handed her a flatfish.”

“A flatfish?

“That’s what she said, dude! So I told her: ‘Now, you can tell us what to do with sole.”

“She kicked you, right?”

“She didn’t get a chance, dude. ‘Cause I reminded her, she didn’t want us floundering around, now did she?”

“Dude?”

“Yeah?”

“Did you think this up all by yourself?”

  – O Ceallaigh
Copyright © 2010 Felloffatruck Publications. All wrongs deplored.
All opinions are mine as a private citizen.

(Moral: don’t give community theatre actors long breaks between scenes …)

Quilly and I will be away until Tuesday afternoon as it is reckoned on the Pacific coast of North America. Look here for more.

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