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Amoeba’s Lorica: For A Few Dollars Less

Posted on June 10, 2015 by Amoeba

Store Clerk: “Six of these, then, at $2.99 each. Will there be anything else?” Amoeba: “Nope, that’s it, thank you.” Store Clerk: “I’ll ring you up then. Let me work out your senior discount …” Amoeba: “Thank you …” Amoeba’s … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Any Takers?

Posted on June 1, 2015 by Amoeba

“OK, dude, where’d ya get tha shirt?” “It’s gnarly stuff, dude! Magic tablets, good fer what ails ya. Ya oughta take some yerself!” “Not gonna do it, dude.” “Yeah? Like why not? Ya scared a some kinda reaction ‘r somethin’?” … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Velocivendor

Posted on May 3, 2015 by Amoeba

“… say whut?” “Don’ look at me, dude. Yer tha one what talks wit’ OC alla tha time. If’n you dunno what he’s talkin’ about, I ain’t got a hope in hell!” “Well, dude, if’n ya did, ya’d be tha … Continue reading →

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