Tag Archives: puns

Dude and Dude: Hawaiian Rules

Posted on April 9, 2016 by Amoeba

“So, whaddaya think, dude?” “Dude … ya OK?” “What?” “Ya asked me what I think. That ain’t, ya know, like ya. It’s a refreshin’ change, an’ I don’ want it ta go ‘way ‘r nothin’, but … ya sure yer … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude Lighten Up

Posted on April 3, 2016 by Amoeba

“Howzit, dude?” “Gaa! Acne cream ta you too, dude. Jeez.” “Woo-oh-ah! Self-conscious, much?” “Mmmffmrmmmph.” “An’ it ain’t even half as high as Hualalai.” “Right. Keep it up, dude, an’ I’ll hua-la lie ya flat.” “Ho-kay then. This sounds like a … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Pilate’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Posted on March 20, 2016 by Amoeba

While court was still in session, Pilate’s wife sent him a message: “Don’t get mixed up in judging this noble man (Jesus of Nazareth). I’ve just been through a long and troubled night because of a dream about him.” – … Continue reading →

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