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Dude and Dude: Mmm Peachy

“Dude?” “Yeah?” “Wonder how long it’ll take ‘fer Trump is impeached like ever’body’s callin’ fer.” “Ain’t gonna happen, dude.” “‘N why not?” “Wrong color.” “… whut?” “C’mon, dude, y’wuz watchin’ tha same Youtube I wuz. Ya know what kinda makeup … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Fee Lyin’

“Here, kitty, kitty …” “[…] Whut?” “I ain’t talkin’ ta you, dude. Here, kitty …” “Needs mo’ orange, dude.” “[…]Whut?” “Uh uh, no fair, I used that line first. Come up wit’ yer own.” “I don’ need no line, dude, … Continue reading

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Screwtape The Third: Death Gets Even

“An [ahem] interesting tidbit from the news media topside, Wormsap.” “Yes, Master Screwtape? How interesting?” “Enough so that I wish to understand the principle of the thing.” “This is your principal concern, then?” “For the moment …” “Perhaps you will … Continue reading

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