Tag Archives: puns

Amoeba’s Lorica: The Tooth Hurts

Posted on November 3, 2019 by Amoeba

Dentist: “So, my good man. What seems to be the problem today? And before you get started, please know that there’s a reason why I don’t schedule any appointments at 2:30 in the afternoon.” Patient (a bit taken aback): “Um, … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Cold Comfort

Posted on October 1, 2019 by Amoeba

Patient: “So what’s up, doc?” Physician: “Bugs.” Patient: “Very funny.” Physician: “Sorry. It is the day after Easter, I’ve got bunnies on the brain. And, begging your pardon, but I wasn’t the first to quote Looney Tunes.” Patient: “Touché. And … Continue reading →

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He and She: Concert Preparation

Posted on September 28, 2019 by Amoeba

She: “All set for the gig this evening?” He: “Well, the horns are cleaned and ready, the music’s in order, I have a stand …” She: “You’re taking a stand?” He: “Of course. Taking a stand will do me some … Continue reading →

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