Tag Archives: he said-she said

Make Mine Coffee, Thanks

Posted on February 10, 2010 by Amoeba

She: “What’s that swimming in your tea?” He: “The only thing swimming in my tea is tea. Which is how I’d like to keep it, please.” She: “I guess you don’t want to go camping with me then.” He: “Huh? … Continue reading →

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Shower And Tell

Posted on February 9, 2010 by Amoeba

She: “Now I need to take a shower.” He: “Nope, sorry, don’t think so.” She: “I thought you said you were going to bring it back!” He: “Everything’s right where it was. But you’re closing the curtain when you go … Continue reading →

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Poe-stscript

Posted on February 3, 2010 by Amoeba

She: Finally. I’ve posted. He: Great work as usual, love. But, you know, since you’re always insisting on celebrating 19th-century writers … She: Huh? He: … wouldn’t it be simple fairness, every once in awhile, to say that you’ve melvilled? … Continue reading →

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