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She: “What’s that swimming in your tea?” He: “The only thing swimming in my tea is tea. Which is how I’d like to keep it, please.” She: “I guess you don’t want to go camping with me then.” He: “Huh? … Continue reading
She: “Now I need to take a shower.” He: “Nope, sorry, don’t think so.” She: “I thought you said you were going to bring it back!” He: “Everything’s right where it was. But you’re closing the curtain when you go … Continue reading