Shower And Tell

She: “Now I need to take a shower.”

He: “Nope, sorry, don’t think so.”

She: “I thought you said you were going to bring it back!

He: “Everything’s right where it was. But you’re closing the curtain when you go in there, hmm?”

She: “Well, duh. You want to hear me sing about bullfighting?”

He: “Bullfighting?”

She:Toreador, there’s water on the floor!

He: “Alright already. But then you’re not taking a shower.”

She: “Why not?

He: “Because you’re using the curtain. Which you can’t see through. That makes it a hide-er.”

She: “I could take it outside.”

He: “Yeah. On the beach in Hawai‘i, you might get away with that. Here? Now? You’d get the blues for sure. Blue skin, blue lights …”

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0 Responses to Shower And Tell

  1. Melli says:

    LOL! DO you two EVER have a “normal” conversation?
    .-= Melli´s last blog ..Snow Fun! =-.

  2. Ah, love it! I come here and feel like a teenager again — mainly because it’s like opening a new Xanth novel every time I stop in.
    .-= Susan at Stony River´s last blog ..Microfiction Monday #17 =-.

  3. Thom says:

    You got something going on with that shower. When I saw this I thought didn’t I read something about a shower already?
    .-= Thom´s last blog ..Guess Whose Back? =-.

  4. Nessa says:

    You are a naughty girl….

    .-= Nessa´s last blog ..Dismal =-.

  5. Quilly says:

    Love, I’ve recently been told that blue is very attractive on me.

  6. polona says:

    i definitely prefer to have a shower inside, at least until april.
    and – how (in)appropriately – my last name translates to cloud in english 🙂
    .-= polona´s last blog ..arches =-.

  7. Jim says:

    When I grew up on the farm, in Nebraska, we had the shower on the back porch. There was A curtain and some windows with cutains. 🙂 At first there was a bucket hanging on the nail and then when we put in an electric pump we had running water to the shower.
    .-= Jim´s last blog ..My two Valentines — Ruby (Red) Tuesday — So? =-.

    • Jim says:

      Question for Quilly
      Our farm was in the hills outside Herman, which was forty miles north of Omaha.
      Where was your Nebraska friend who visited from?
      .-= Jim´s last blog ..My two Valentines — Ruby (Red) Tuesday — So? =-.

      • Jim says:

        And was the rest of the shower peaceful? I would hate to be harrassed while I was trying to shower! 🙂
        Mrs. Jim and I share her Facebook but she controls. Looks like you two share since Amoeba shut his down. Is there any control here?
        .-= Jim´s last blog ..My two Valentines — Ruby (Red) Tuesday — So? =-.

        • Quilly says:

          Control? It is my blog, but Amoeba enjoys all the same editing and writing privileges I do. He just is cautious about he he exercises them.

        • Amoeba says:

          Jim, when it comes to this blog, I’m like the sacred Simurgh of Arabian fable, as reported by Ambrose Bierce: omnipotent on condition that I do nothing.

          Seriously, it’s a simple rule around here. Ask first. If you don’t feel like asking, get your own. Right now, I’ve got too many things going on to spend time managing a blog. Besides, the Q gets a much larger audience than I ever managed, so it pays me to hang out here and try not to drag down her stats when I post.

  8. kcinnova says:

    In the summer, you might want an outdoor shower!
    You could take one here, but you’d get snow in your hair…
    .-= kcinnova´s last blog ..BUNNYCAM update! =-.

  9. Has anyone ever told you two you’re “all wet”?!?!
    .-= Mocha with Linda´s last blog ..Never Say Never! You Might Win these Giveaways! =-.

  10. Lew says:

    I take it that you have some remodeling issues at your new place! LOL. A sense of humor is the only way to deal with mustard yellow bathroom.
    .-= Lew´s last blog ..My World Tuesday – Digging out =-.

    • Quilly says:

      Lew — luckily that bathroom isn’t in our new place, it is in our temporary apartment where we’re living until our possessions arrive from Hawaii.

  11. bettygram says:

    Outside showering not an option here, unless you like a strong contrast of cold and heat.
    .-= bettygram´s last blog ..News after last post =-.

    • Quilly says:

      Dr. John? I’m not up for showering outside in our 50 degree temps, so you can rest assured I wouldn’t be doing it in your weather! Brrrrr.