Shower And Tell

She: “Now I need to take a shower.”

He: “Nope, sorry, don’t think so.”

She: “I thought you said you were going to bring it back!

He: “Everything’s right where it was. But you’re closing the curtain when you go in there, hmm?”

She: “Well, duh. You want to hear me sing about bullfighting?”

He: “Bullfighting?”

She:Toreador, there’s water on the floor!

He: “Alright already. But then you’re not taking a shower.”

She: “Why not?

He: “Because you’re using the curtain. Which you can’t see through. That makes it a hide-er.”

She: “I could take it outside.”

He: “Yeah. On the beach in Hawai‘i, you might get away with that. Here? Now? You’d get the blues for sure. Blue skin, blue lights …”

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