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Tag Archives: funny dialogues
Dude and Dude: Dishwasher Unsafe
“Du-UUUUUUUDE!” “What now?” “If’n we’re gonna wash the dishes in the dishwasher, how the hell come we’re washin’ ’em in the sink?” “On ‘count a b’cause we don’t got a dog?” “Gonna get me one, dude.” “Yeah, with what? Yer … Continue reading
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Tagged dishwashers, dogs, funny dialogues, puns, washing dishes by hand, wordplay
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Dude and Dude: Pupils Without Price
“Hey, dude!” “What?” “Want a free student?” “Dunno, dude, is she hot?” “Steamin’!” “Wow …” “From runnin’ away from you!” “Then what’re ya askin’ me fer, dude?!? As if you could do better. Not. What’re ya on about?” “Just readin’ … Continue reading
Posted in Dude and Dude, humor, satire
Tagged free stuff, freedom, funny dialogues, ice cream social, puns, student loans, wordplay
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Dude and Dude: Boyz in da Valleys
36.1128, -115.0626; elevation 519 m “Like wow, dude! Shiny!” “Yeah, dude. Loud too … did you just say ‘like, wow’?” “Yeah, dude, I did. Y’c’n shoot me later. Right now, dig the bells an’ whistles!” “Them slots got all of … Continue reading
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Tagged casino, funny dialogues, gambling, Las Vegas, puns, wordplay
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