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Dude and Dude: The Patience of Job (Rhymes with Bob)

Posted on March 11, 2015 by Amoeba

“Good news, dude!” “They’ve posted the 2015 swimsuit issue, dude?!?” “News, dude. News. Save tha booby prizes fer later, this here’s important like. ‘Specially fer us. OC’s officially a acceptable human bein’.” “[…] Uh, dude?” “What?” “OC don’ drink coffee. … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Island Size Matters

Posted on February 8, 2015 by Amoeba

“So, dude, they call this place tha Big Island, yeah?” “Yeah – them what don’t care ’bout pissin’ off folk who think tha birthplace of Hawai‘i’s great King should oughta get some respect – like, its full name?” “Which means, … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: The Arithmetic of Affliction

Posted on February 5, 2015 by Amoeba

“Dude?” “Mmmph.” “Talk ta me, dude!” “… ’bout whut?” “Yeah right. Dude gets a date fer tha first time in ferever an’ is back at the pad, by himself, afore Family Guy comes on. What happened?” “We couldn’ do nothin’, … Continue reading →

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