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He and She: Shirt Education
Way back in 2013, She took a job in Las Vegas. Two years later, the contract has ended, and She is packing … She: “Aw, c’mon, this is exhausting! Am I ever going to get to the bottom of this … Continue reading
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Tagged baby clothes, funny dialogues, moving, packing, puns, sex education, wordplay
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Amoeba’s Lorica: For A Few Dollars Less
Store Clerk: “Six of these, then, at $2.99 each. Will there be anything else?” Amoeba: “Nope, that’s it, thank you.” Store Clerk: “I’ll ring you up then. Let me work out your senior discount …” Amoeba: “Thank you …” Amoeba’s … Continue reading
Posted in Amoeba's Lorica, Dude and Dude, humor
Tagged aging, funny dialogues, puns, senior discounts, senior moment, wordplay
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Dude and Dude: Any Takers?
“OK, dude, where’d ya get tha shirt?” “It’s gnarly stuff, dude! Magic tablets, good fer what ails ya. Ya oughta take some yerself!” “Not gonna do it, dude.” “Yeah? Like why not? Ya scared a some kinda reaction ‘r somethin’?” … Continue reading
Posted in Dude and Dude, humor
Tagged funny dialogues, kleptomania, puns, take (ingest), take (steal), take (understanding), wordplay
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