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He and She: This Little Figgy …

Posted on August 14, 2016 by Amoeba

She: “Are they ready yet?” He: “Are what ready?” She: “The lemons on the tree next to the carport.” He: “No. And they never will be.” She: “Well, why not? They’re yellow … sort of …” He: “That’s not what … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: To Look for America

Posted on July 3, 2016 by Amoeba

“What’s that on yer iTunes, dude?” “Simon an’ Garfunkel tune, dude. ‘America’.” “Simon an’ who?” “Garfunkel. Like I sed tha first time. Dude.” “Get real, dude. Nobody’s got no name as funked up as Garfunkel! Not intentionally, anyways.” “So yer … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: The 8 Team

Posted on June 19, 2016 by Amoeba

“Ya know, dude, there really oughta be less hate in tha world, yeah?” “Not sure ’bout this, dude. Y’fraid yer mother will faint?” “Hate, dude. Not ain’t. We did that a’ready. ‘Member?” “Oh. Yeah. Right. But ain’t that gonna confuse … Continue reading →

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