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Dude and Dude: Mmm Peachy

“Dude?” “Yeah?” “Wonder how long it’ll take ‘fer Trump is impeached like ever’body’s callin’ fer.” “Ain’t gonna happen, dude.” “‘N why not?” “Wrong color.” “… whut?” “C’mon, dude, y’wuz watchin’ tha same Youtube I wuz. Ya know what kinda makeup … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Fee Lyin’

“Here, kitty, kitty …” “[…] Whut?” “I ain’t talkin’ ta you, dude. Here, kitty …” “Needs mo’ orange, dude.” “[…]Whut?” “Uh uh, no fair, I used that line first. Come up wit’ yer own.” “I don’ need no line, dude, … Continue reading

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He and She: Running a Racket

He and She were enjoying a late-evening snack … She: “I didn’t expect you to serve me.” He: “Happy to do it, love. And I’ll even be gentle. A nice little lob. Just don’t get it into your head that … Continue reading

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