Author Archives: Amoeba

Amoeba’s Lorica: Diabolical Lexicographer (Business)

Posted on January 30, 2025 by Amoeba

BUSINESS, n. Machine for making money, the survival of which depends on its ability to tell its customers “Yes” even when they are wrong, and its employees “No” even when they are correct. SUPERHERO: Product of a business. The survival of … Continue reading →

Posted in Amoeba's Lorica, humor, satire, We the People | Tagged , , , , , | Comments Off on Amoeba’s Lorica: Diabolical Lexicographer (Business)

Amoeba’s Lorica: Fruits of the Season

Posted on January 25, 2025 by Amoeba

One fine day at the local market … Grocer (entirely too cheerful): “Good morning, my man!” Amoeba (instantly wary): “G’mornin’, Hank. Yer awful chipper fer a wet ‘n’ rainy Monday mornin’.” G (unfazed): “And why shouldn’t I be, when I’ve got golden sunshine … Continue reading →

Posted in Amoeba's Lorica, humor | Tagged , , , , , | 1 Comment

Starship Train: Not Ill Logic …

Posted on January 20, 2025 by Amoeba

Boobyprize Event Log, Stardate 3H120.4. The Boobyprize has arrived at the Pwnu star system, assigned to check up on the humanoid civilization which had enacted a system of governance by constructed intelligence. The good ship and crew had expected to … Continue reading →

Posted in AI, computers, fiction, Starship Train | Tagged , , , | Comments Off on Starship Train: Not Ill Logic …