He and She: Breakfast Has Broken

She: “Good morning, love. Have I mentioned yet that I’m hungry?”

He: “No. Pleased to meet you, Hung …”

She: “French toast?”

He: “Can.”

She: “French toast comes in a can?!

He: “The better to toast you with, my dear.”

She: “Wow. And I’ve been giving you all the yummy credit!”

He: “Busted.”

She: “No bust for me.”

He: “Say what?”

She: “You heard me. Have you forgotten about the vampire hummingbirds already?”

He: “So does that mean that all mastectomy patients are safe from the police? What can I get you to steal?”

She: “You have to ask?”

He: “Too late. He dead. Unless you’re into grave robbing.”

She: “I want all the dead presidents!”

He: “James Buchanan? Warren Harding? Donald Trump?!? No, wait, he’s not dead yet …”

She: “OK, I guess I only want the minted dead presidents.”

He: “And here I thought you were more into coconut flavorings.”

She: “How about coin flavorings?”

He: “You wish to waste your advantage on nickels and dimes?”

She: “Kennedys.”

He: “Looks like I’d better be getting you a grant.”

She: “Looks to me like you’re trying to buy me off. How about you stop stalling and feed me?”

He:What? Do you see any horses in this house?”

She: “Not unless you count the geckos that are horsing around in here.”

He: “Good. Because you wouldn’t want me to be cooking after mucking out a horse stall.”

She: “You don’t wash your hands before cooking? After all the COVID instructions?”

He: “I don’t think that’s part of the COVID rules. You only get to cook your hands once.”

She:Don’t cook your hands. I’m already dying of starvation here, and I don’t want to have to wait any longer because I have to see that you get to the hospital. Hm?”

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2 Responses to He and She: Breakfast Has Broken

  1. Quilly says:

    I remember this somewhat differently.

  2. Nathalie Hoke says:

    I new way for morning to be broken.
    And it’s an ear worm I don’t mind having.

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