Tag Archives: COVID-19

Amoeba’s Lorica: Rage Against the Caterpillars

Posted on July 14, 2020 by Amoeba

PEONIA, ILLINOIS (API*): At a Zoom press conference today, hosted by University of Illinois Extension, representatives from the Milkweed Promotion and anti-HAte Team (MilkPHAT) described a pest plague that is devastating milkweeds, and decried the lack of human intervention against … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: The Anti-Maskers March (And Why It’s Wrong)

Posted on July 10, 2020 by Amoeba

If Mr Zimmermann will apologize for inflicting incompetent harmonica blowing on an unsuspecting musical audience, Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba will apologize for ripping off his tune. They’ll hate on you for coughing in their face, They’ll hate on you for … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Unmask

Posted on July 5, 2020 by Amoeba

With abject apologies to Danny Kortchmar and Don Henley. Docs ‘re beggin’ for more ventilators To put in intensive care, And all they want to do’s unmask, mask, The curves refuse to flatten, catchin’ people unaware, And all they want … Continue reading →

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