Amoeba’s Lorica: Meme-ories 57.2 (Frozen Comfort)

Update from earlier post. 2024 vote tallies as of 11 November. Based on electorates of 232 million in 2020, 244 million in 2024. As reported earlier, Nobody was the true victor of the election for President of the United States of America in 2024, as in every year since before 1932 except for 2020. Half of Nobody’s margin of victory came at the expense of the Democratic candidate (the other half from new Nobody voters). When tallies are corrected for the 5% increase in the number of eligible voters between 2020 and 2024, Mr Trump lost 4 million votes to Nobody, whereas Ms Harris lost 14 million.

[Lord Bidentime] found the Emperor’s Bane in the Audience Room. It bore no weapon, made no aggressive movements. It simply stood there, a vast viewing screen wreathed in supernatural fire, showing shifting panoramas of citizens of the Empire, what they were doing, what they were thinking. Bidentime stared, transfixed, while scene after scene depicted Restoration forces dissolving into petty squabbles, while the Usurper’s supporters marshaled their resources and, in a cruel irony, bided their time. And meanwhile, most of the citizens of the Empire returned to their prime activity of watching funny cat stills and videos for hours on end.

What This Way Comes” – posted 7 November 2020

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Amoeba’s Lorica: To Move Fast and Break Glass

Trump suggests he’ll use the military on ‘the enemy from within’ the U.S. if he’s reelected – News item


TRUMP (formerly WASHINGTON), DC (API*): At a mass rally at the Trump (formerly Kennedy) Center for the Performing Arts, the President Ruler of the United States of America, Donald Trump, unveiled uniforms for the Domestic Security Forces, the military units created by “the great” people at the Department of the Military (the re-titled fusion of the former Departments of Defense, Homeland Security, and Justice) for deployment within the nation’s borders.

“Wear these uniforms with pride”, the President Ruler shouted at the end of a rambling speech about imminent threats to the nation and the new Department’s mission to find and destroy them. “Do your part! Send those filthy immigrants back where they belong! Shut down m… our nation’s enemies and make this country great again!” He shot out his right hand. “Make it great!” he bellowed. The crowd, in ecstasy at being permitted to share in their Leader’s driving energy, shouted back “Make it great!” Twice more the call and response rocked the Trump Center’s grounds

Both before and after the rally, Department of the Military officials were seen making close inspections of the three main Trump Center theaters and surrounding infrastructure. One of them spoke to us, on condition of anonymity. “We need places“, he reported, “for the Legislature to conduct its business should, God forbid, anything ever happen to the Capitol building. Liberals“, he scowled. “You never know about them.”


*  API: Amoeba Press International. Fake News. What Else Sell$? What Else Matter$?

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Meme-ories 57 (Cold Comfort)

Because MAWiS is not (yet) in charge …


Technically, Nobody won the 2024 Presidential election in the USA.

(Based on an estimated 224,000,000 eligible voters, of whom 36.5% did not cast ballots and therefore voted for the eventual true winner. Vote tallies as of 6 November 2024. In 2020, Joe Biden was the first President of the United States since at least 1932 to win election to the post, receiving 36.3% of the vote vs 33.1% for Trump and 32.9% for Nobody.)

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