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Kris an’ Murphy: A Cure-iosity

Kris: “A million euros a month? Is that all?” Murphy: “You do realize, Kris, that a euro is worth a buck 10 right now?” Kris: “Big deal. I don’t see Lebron James settling for that. Or Tom Brady. To name … Continue reading

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Kris an’ Murphy: Tary Fails

Kris: “Spring break’s coming up, Murphy. Got any plans?” Murphy: “Yeah. Ten-hour days on grant proposals instead of on grant proposals plus teaching plus administration duties.” Kris: “This sounds like retirement how?” Murphy: “I can’t afford it and they can’t … Continue reading

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Kris an’ Murphy: If the Customer Is Wrong …

“Are you already training my replacement? Piter demanded.“Replace you? Why, Piter, where could I find another Mentat with your cunning and venom?”“The same place you found me, Baron.”“Perhaps I should at that,” the Baron mused. “You do seem a bit … Continue reading

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