Category Archives: humor

Dude and Dude: The Mural Of the Story

Posted on February 24, 2025 by Amoeba

“Dammit, dude!” “Yeah? Good luck wit’ that.” “Huh?” “You goin’ inta tha war zone ta fix that dam the Russians busted in Ukraine? I ain’t!” “Yeah, you an’ ever’ otha card-carryin’ memba a tha Axis a Evil. Which means us, … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Diabolical Lexicographer (Business)

Posted on January 30, 2025 by Amoeba

BUSINESS, n. Machine for making money, the survival of which depends on its ability to tell its customers “Yes” even when they are wrong, and its employees “No” even when they are correct. SUPERHERO: Product of a business. The survival of … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Fruits of the Season

Posted on January 25, 2025 by Amoeba

One fine day at the local market … Grocer (entirely too cheerful): “Good morning, my man!” Amoeba (instantly wary): “G’mornin’, Hank. Yer awful chipper fer a wet ‘n’ rainy Monday mornin’.” G (unfazed): “And why shouldn’t I be, when I’ve got golden sunshine … Continue reading →

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