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Amoeba’s Lorica: Hawaii Island Tourist Warning

Posted on July 15, 2020 by Amoeba

HILO, HAWAI‘I (API*): Urgent public safety notification issued this date by Hawai‘i County Civil Defense. HAWAI‘I ISLAND COVID-19 STATUS AND TRAVEL ADVISORY We’re doing OK here on Hawai‘i Island right now with COVID cases, but we watch in horror as … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Rage Against the Caterpillars

Posted on July 14, 2020 by Amoeba

PEONIA, ILLINOIS (API*): At a Zoom press conference today, hosted by University of Illinois Extension, representatives from the Milkweed Promotion and anti-HAte Team (MilkPHAT) described a pest plague that is devastating milkweeds, and decried the lack of human intervention against … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: The Anti-Maskers March (And Why It’s Wrong)

Posted on July 10, 2020 by Amoeba

If Mr Zimmermann will apologize for inflicting incompetent harmonica blowing on an unsuspecting musical audience, Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba will apologize for ripping off his tune. They’ll hate on you for coughing in their face, They’ll hate on you for … Continue reading →

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