Category Archives: He and She

He and She: Expanding Contractors and Other Whoas

Posted on August 5, 2018 by Amoeba

He: “OK, riddle me this.” She: “Happy to. Hand it over.” He: “Hand what over?” She: “The thing you wish me to riddle. I hope it will go through the sewing machine, as that’s the only thing I’ve got right … Continue reading →

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He and She: The Disloyal Opposition

Posted on July 29, 2018 by Amoeba

She: “So I was at the store today, looking at the cast iron frying pans and …” He: “No.” She: “What?!?” He: “No. No. Non. Nyet. Nein. ‘A‘ole. Hie. Ix-nay, ady-lay.” She: “I don’t suppose any of those mean ‘maybe’.” … Continue reading →

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He and She: License Plate Licence

Posted on July 15, 2018 by Amoeba

She: “Hey. Know what’s cool about being back on the US Mainland?” He: “The weather?” She: “That’s not cool, it’s cold! My feet are freezing!” He: “Hm. I’m just happy to be someplace they aren’t being steamed!” She: “You’re weird.” … Continue reading →

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