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Category Archives: He and She
He and She: Stoner Sea
He: “Tell me you weren’t planning to go to the beach today.” She: “OK. ‘I’m not planning to go to the beach today.’ Now tell me why?“ He: “Because you might get busted.” She: “Yes, dear. There is a reason … Continue reading
Posted in Hawai'i, He and She, humor
Tagged crabs, funny dialogues, high surf warnings, puns, stoner puns, wordplay
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He and She: Fooding Around
He: “So how are you feeling, love?” She: “Stuffed. Overstuffed!” He: “Hm, ok. I promise not to sit on you.” She: “Good. You wouldn’t like any of the kinds of ‘throw’ you’d get from me if you tried that.” He: … Continue reading
Posted in He and She, humor
Tagged bullish, edible, funny dialogues, Mr. Ed, overeating, puns, wordplay
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He and She: Doughnutty
She: “And you’ll be glad to know that, while you were showering and dressing for the conference that you’re driving to this morning, I got your breakfast ready for you.” He: “Great. Because by the time I get there, I’m … Continue reading
Posted in food, He and She, humor
Tagged breakfast, controlled substances, funny dialogues, malasada, pessimists, puns, wordplay
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