He and She: Just Sew Sew

He: “So, the top one’s been washed, the bottom one hasn’t been, yet. Yes?”

She: “Yes. Sigh.

He: “So what we have here is the incredible shrinking placemat?”

She: “[grumble]”

He: “Since the fabric on the top one’s wrinkled, I guess that what’s shrunk is the batting.”

She: “That’s what it looks like to me.”

He: “So does that mean that the ratio between the washed and the unwashed placemat is the batting average?”

She: “[…] Why do I keep you?”

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3 Responses to He and She: Just Sew Sew

  1. Quilly says:

    He responded: You know exactly why you keep me.
    She said: Yeah, it’s because you fund my sewing habit.
    He said: Save it for the comments.
    She thought: I will, but maybe I’ll also admit that I love the way his mind works. She thought some more. Nah.

  2. Melli says:

    It does Charles! And I’m appreciating it… cuz Lord KNOWS I’m misssssing my baseball!!!

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