Monthly Archives: June 2019

Kris an’ Murphy: Chern-onzo

*     *     *He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.– Samuel Johnson*     *     * Kris: “This is supposed to be funny?“ Murphy: “You don’t care for the way Mr. Munroe is sticking it to you?” Kris: … Continue reading

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Advice for Graduates

“First of all, good folks – I was going to say ‘ladies and gentlemen’, but I fear that about half of you would reject assignment to either of these, and if I listed all the identities that would be needed … Continue reading

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He and She: Bedtime Buggy

He: “Good night, love.” She: “I don’t [ptui!] think so!” He: “What’s the matter? Not sleepy?” She: “No! Because you haven’t saved me yet! You’re supposed to be my rescuer!“ He: “And what am I supposed to be rescuing you … Continue reading

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