“Again?! Dammit, dude, we do this every year!â€
“Um … yeah?â€
“So ain’t this Christmas chick found somebody else yet? I ain’t never met her, an’ all I know ‘bout her is she oughta be way old by now! Why do ya keep pushin’ her on me?â€
“Oh fer cris … Happy Christmas, then!â€
“Gnarly, dude! Just so she’s happy wit’ some other dude, ya hear me?â€
“’Smatta you, dude? Ya get a rock in yer stockin’ ‘r somethin’?â€
“Wrong holiday, dude. That’s Valentine’s day. ‘Member?â€
“It was not. It was Hallowe’en!â€
“Whatever. Gonna be a lot a peeps gettin’ rocks fer Valentine’s this year.â€
“Yeah?â€
“Dig it, dude. Ya buy yer candy now, what’s it gonna turn into by the middle a February, huh?â€
“Buyin’ Valentine’s candy now?!? No way, dude!â€
“Way, dude. Here. Read.â€
“Wow. Creepy!â€
“Ewwww. Dude, ya oughta be ’shamed a yerself!â€
“Same as you, dude!â€