“Merry Christmas, dude!”
“Again?! Dammit, dude, we do this every year!”
“Um … yeah?”
“So ain’t this Christmas chick found somebody else yet? I ain’t never met her, an’ all I know ’bout her is she oughta be way old by now! Why do ya keep pushin’ her on me?”
“Oh fer cris … Happy Christmas, then!”
“Gnarly, dude! Just so she’s happy wit’ some other dude, ya hear me?”
“‘Smatta you, dude? Ya get a rock in yer stockin’ ‘r somethin’?”
“Wrong holiday, dude. That’s Valentine’s day. ‘Member?”
“It was not. It was Hallowe’en!”
“Whatever. Gonna be a lot a peeps gettin’ rocks fer Valentine’s this year.”
“Yeah?”
“Dig it, dude. Ya buy yer candy now, what’s it gonna turn into by the middle a February, huh?”
“Buyin’ Valentine’s candy now?!? No way, dude!”
“Way, dude. Here. Read.”
“Wow. Creepy!”
“Ewwww. Dude, ya oughta be ‘shamed a yerself!”
“Same as you, dude!”