Monthly Archives: May 2012

Dude and Dude: Programmed Cell Phone Death

“Dude! Jeez!” “What?” “I been textin’ ya fer half an hour! What for ya dissin’ me?” “I ain’t dissin’ ya, dude.” “Well then answer my texts, dude! Yer thumbs busted, ‘r somethin’?” “Ain’t the thumbs, dude.” “I’d say yer head, … Continue reading

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Amoeba’s Lorica: The Playing of Taps

A story written some years ago, reposted here in lieu of helping to propagate the “true meaning of Memorial Day” photos currently strung across the Internet. The trumpet player was trying to relax. Which was why he was so tense. … Continue reading

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Screwtape The Third: The Pursuit of Happiness

My Dear Wormsap: Thank you for the report on your activities topside as a Client Services Agent (CSA), which I have just received and read. Do not take this assignment as a demotion – at least, not yet. All of … Continue reading

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