“Dude! You started packing yet?”
“I dibs the new stuff.”
“I said, dude, ‘I dibs the new stuff’.”
“Yeah, right. And who said you were giving the orders?”
“You did, dude.”
“Like just a few seconds ago.”
“Not. You called me the Pack King. Just now, when you asked me when I was going to start my reign.”
“Oh fer cryin’ … I hate to rain on your royal robes, Your Highness, but we’ve been makin’ Hawai‘i pay these last three years. We ain’t got much new stuff.”
“Well, if you think I’m going to lug age, dude, you can think again.”
“Breaking news, dude.”
“You ain’t what you used to be, either. But you’re still doin’ your fair share. Start fillin’ this.”
“What is it?”
“Your carry-on bag, dude.”
“Yech! Du-uuude! You can’t take that on the plane! It’ll stink!”
“Of course it stinks, dude. I just bought it. What the hell’s gotten into you?”
“No, dude, what’s happenin’ to you? You turn into some kind of vulture or somethin’, needing to stuff rotting steaks into a carrion bag?!?”
“Dude. You comin’ with us?”
“Whaddaya mean? I got my ticket and everything.”
“Yeah, but I’m worried about the smell.”
“The smell that comes from you’re being a meathead, dude!”
LOLOL Yeah dude, bags fresh from the store definitely have that “new car” smell. But strange person that I am, I always liked it. 🙂
.-= CherieÂ´s last blog ..Saturday 9 – Call Me =-.
I used to like it too, Cherie. At least until I learned that the fumes can make you stranger. My “friends” tell me that I’m already strange enough, thanks.
do not bring them to washington!
hate the dudes!
Tilden, see below.
have the dudes any idea where they’re going?
as f/p/unny as ever!
.-= polonaÂ´s last blog ..~ =-.
“Yeah. What about it?”
“But, dude! Washington? The place will clean us out!”
“‘Bout time you had a bath, dude. Of course, you do have a choice. Go on. Make Tilden’s day.”
“Lemme guess, dude … control-X.”
“You sure you don’t want an Apple, dude?”
Y’all have obviously reached the delirious stage of packing! LOL
.-= Mocha with LindaÂ´s last blog ..Understanding Men – Part 1; Interview & Giveaway =-.
Mocha, I don’t care how tired they are. I catch the Dudes leering at anyone, they’ll have to answer to me.
Oh boy. Now every time I travel I’ll be thinking of “carrion bags” and you know that’s NOT going to help my fear of flying at all!
I can’t believe it’s this close you guys — but I hope you have a safe and happy flight over the big Pacific on Tuesday!
.-= Susan at Stony RiverÂ´s last blog ..Time to Say Goodbye =-.
Thanks, Susan, and rest assured that it’ll be hand luggage that we take on the plane.
Almost on your way. So a little packing humor is in order.
.-= Dr. JohnÂ´s last blog .. =-.
“What do they call it when you line up to get on the plane, you know, first class first, then the frequent fliers and all these other perky people, and then everyone else?”
“That’s easy, dude.”
“It’s the packing order.”
Well, wherever you’re going- have a good time!
.-= CindyÂ´s last blog ..Winter Scene Shots =-.
Thanks, Cindy. And remember: wherever you go, there you are!
ROFLMAO!!! You sure this isn’t Edith? LOL
.-= ThomÂ´s last blog ..Poll =-.
“Dude, we got a problem.”
“I should say so, dude. Edith’s been dead for awhile now.”
“No, dude, it’s worse than that. Get a load of this next guy.”
Quilly, how long have you two been married? This isn’t honeymoon talk!
You could save the bag for fish bait. Cut it into smaller pieces first. Those crabs around Friday Ferry will come investigate the stink. Then pickem up in your net. When you run out of that then use fried chicken.
.-= JimÂ´s last blog ..One Single Impression: Indurated =-.
“Dude. I didn’t know you …”
“Ah, shaddap. This guy’s got us confused with He and She. Sheesh. I ain’t no girl. You ain’t either. I think.”
“That’s a first.”
“You thinking. Don’t go hating on this guy, eh? Especially not with your mouth full of crab.”
May your packing get easier.
.-= bettygramÂ´s last blog ..Raven’s Challenge 94 =-.
Betty, we’ll settle for it being done. Which, fortunately, it almost is.
*groaning over Carrion lugg-age…
.-= kcinnovaÂ´s last blog ..Eminent Eights on the 8th =-.
Karen, there’s gotta be a place for that in all the vampire ‘n’ werewolf stories out there these days. Happy belated blogiversary, by the way.
This is the best dude story I heard, lol.
Great start in the new year, and happy one!
.-= AnnaÂ´s last blog ..Kids Say the Darndest Things – Bye Bye Man! =-.
Thanks, Anna. Same to you and yours. Especially the irrepressible one.
Oh boy, being with you two must be like watching a tennis match 😀
.-= NicoleÂ´s last blog ..Shopping carts on coral reefs =-.
“You seen a tennis match lately, dude?”
“No, dude. But then again, people don’t smoke anymore, so I’m not surprised.”
“People don’t smoke …”
“Dude! You didn’t know? You wanted a smoke while playing tennis, you needed a tennis match. While playing golf, a golf match. People got fed up with mistakenly taking badminton matches to the soccer stadium and being unable to light up. So they quit.”
“You’re just blowin’ smoke, ain’t you, dude …”
Happy New Year and happy packing 🙂
.-= MarÂ´s last blog ..we interrupt the blogging hiatus… =-.
Thanks, Mar, and while we chill out, may you warm up.
There’s beef in Washington. Trust me.
.-= DougÂ´s last blog ..The Reformation of Wolfshausen =-.
do not bring the dudes to washington
or anywhere else for that matter
hate the dudes
.-= tildenÂ´s last blog ..Now where did I put my glasses… =-.
ROFLMBO!!! Oh nooooo…. no no no…. the dudes mussssssssst go to Washington! But I DO feel sorry for the stewards and stewardesses! I’m sure they’ll be fiiiiiine once they get to Friday Harbor though. Or is that Friday Ferry? LOL!
.-= MelliÂ´s last blog ..Hair… and things… =-.
Oh! By the way – safe travels! Happy flappin’!
.-= MelliÂ´s last blog ..Hair… and things… =-.
HATE THE DUDES!
.-= tildenÂ´s last blog .. =-.
haha- I’m feeling my age. I’d need my teenager to translate this. Hope your move goes smoothly! I’m blogging again…
.-= gelÂ´s last blog ..Music to My Ears =-.