Amoeba’s Lorica: Meme-ories 70 (Spinach)

As in “Enough is enough and enough is too much”, Popeye. We the Peeple of these Untied States in North America didn’t pay attention the last time this happened. Maybe this time We will wake up.


1. All elected officeholders in the legislative and executive branches of the Government of the USNA shall stand down, effective immediately.

2. Joint Chiefs of Staff of the Armed Forces of the USNA shall take charge of the executive branch, pending elections for vacant offices which shall be held no later than 90 days from their take-charge date. The legislative branch shall be in recess until new legislators can be elected and seated.

3. No current or past office-holder in either the legislative or executive branches of the Government of the USNA shall be eligible for election. Their actions and inactions have created the current impasse, have enabled the looming takeover of that Government by unhinged dictators, and this shall be their performative atonement.

4. No member of either the Republican or Democratic Parties shall be eligible for election. See above.

5. No person who has served in a leadership position (e.g. Chief Executive Officer) of a for-profit business shall be eligible for election. The style of leadership that they have learned and practiced has proved itself inimical to democracy, it therefore shall be disallowed in the Government of the USNA.

6. All elections shall count the votes of all persons eligible to vote in their respective jurisdictions, including those who decline to cast a ballot. In all elections, Nobody shall be a recognized candidate, for whom those who do not cast ballots shall be counted as having voted. If elected via plurality or majority, Nobody shall take office. If Nobody is elected to executive offices, or if Nobody constitutes a quorum in either House of the legislature, the legislative branch shall remain in recess, and the Joint Chiefs of Staff shall retain responsibility for the executive branch, pending new elections within 90 days of the previous ones.

7. All forms of professional entertainment (mass and social media including AI, commercial “news”, sports, theatre) shall be banned, the ban to persist until such time as We the People have learned how to use these tools to prosper the Nation and its People, and have unlearned the lazy habit of being used by them for the promulgation of selfishness, ignorance, and pigheadedness, and for the profiteering of billionaire oligarchs.

8. Any campaign for office that resorts to the techniques of professional entertainment to advance its candidate, or otherwise appeals to emotions rather than reason and appropriate qualification, shall be shut down, and the candidate disqualified.

The issues before the nation are profound, and need to be addressed by a populace that is prepared to listen to what it needs to know about these issues, to understand what actions are required to make necessary positive changes (most of which actions will be unpleasant to contemplate), and to resolve to undertake these actions in a spirit of mutual sacrifice, that the Nation may be rescued from the brink of the precipice on which it now teeters, and be rebuilt on a sound, sober, and lasting foundation.

The era of hearing only what We wish to hear, and placing in charge of Our lives only those who most successfully entertain us with what We wish to hear, shall come to an end.

Or We will.

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Amoeba’s Lorica: The All-Time Winner

How do shutdowns typically end? When public and political pressure to reopen federal agencies mounts, and lawmakers fear getting the blame for the cutoff of government services. – New York Times Newsletter, 2 October 2025


Donald R. Trump did not win election as the 47th President of the Untied States in North America. He didn’t win election as the 45th, either.

Nobody did.

Quick quiz. In the years since 1932, only one person has actually won election to the Presidency of the USNA. That person was:

A. Joe Biden

B. Dwight Eisenhower

C. Lyndon Johnson

D. Franklin Roosevelt

Answer: A. Mr Biden is the only person since 1932 who garnered more votes for the Presidency than Nobody, the choice of registered voters who did not cast a ballot. In all of the other elections, including 2016 and 2024, the true winner was Nobody, usually in a landslide. Mr Roosevelt came close to beating Nobody in 1936 and 1940. Mr Eisenhower, in 1952. Mr Johnson, in 1964. The 2020 election that chose Mr Biden is the only one since 1932 in which Nobody came in third.

In the 116th Congress of the USNA (year 2018 CE, the latest for which Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba could find appropriate data when he looked), twenty-seven (27) of the persons seated in the House of Representatives actually won their seats. All the rest of the elections were won by Nobody, in more than half of the cases by a simple majority. 

No election is valid unless it counts the votes of ALL registered voters, including the votes of those who do not go to the polls – and can therefore be tallied as having voted for Nobody.

Think about it. (Yeah, yeah, prohibited language. See you in court. The way things are going, we might get a date in 2029.) How can a electoral system in which more than half of its electorate fails to participate be considered representative(Kindly consider the implications of the fact that YFNA considered it necessary to define “representative democracy”.) It certainly cannot be considered majority rule, as the majority is not represented. It is, instead, rule by faction, by special interests, for which the majority shows no interest whatsoever, for which the majority chooses “none of the above”.

For which the majority chooses Nobody.

How can such a system be considered as anything other than broken? Perhaps broken beyond repair?

It’s not like any of We the People care about democracy. Think about it. (See above.) How many of the things We buy are produced by a company that practices democracy? Good luck finding one. Remember when Google tried it? Yeah, that worked out. We don’t care anyway. All We want is Our stuff. 

Perhaps We owe George III and his successors, and the subjects of that British Empire that We did so much to help to destroy, a colossal apology. We might discover that rule by monarch is preferable to rule by machine.

Probably well after it is too late.

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Meme-ories 69 (Final Warning)

“Shortly after the shooting, many conservative and religious influencers began to refer to [Charlie] Kirk as a ‘martyr'”. – New York Times Newsletter, 11 September 2025. 

It may already be too late.


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