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He and She: Banzai Grandmother

She: “It’s all your fault!” He: “… again?” She: “Yes. Again. You and your banzai Asian grandmother. And yes I had taken my shoes off!” He: “My .. banzai .. grandmother .. OK. What did I do this time while … Continue reading

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He and She: Ironing Things Out

She: “Ow!!!” He: “What?” She: “I can’t believe it. I must be the only person in the world who’s ironed her elbow!” He: “Sounds like a pressing matter.” She: “Depressing, if you must know. At least until it starts swelling … Continue reading

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He and She: Road Worriers II

He and She were driving back from one of His rehearsals … She: “When will the people who make the road signs learn to spell?” He: “Hm?” She: “Since when does ‘car’ have an ‘E’ in it?” He: “So you … Continue reading

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