Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba has had technical difficulties lately, and hence hasn’t been posting. With luck, the tech has been fixed, and the
beatingsposts can resume. Stop groaning. It’s bad for morale. You’d think we were trying to survive a global pandemic or something.
“Yeah, we got it just before the housing market went bazowie. Great view, OK neighbors, sick internet. I guess the pandemic hasn’t been all bad for us.”
“Gotta be a lot of work to keep that place lookin’ shipshape.”
“Yeah, but we got a great deal on housekeepers and gardeners. Friends recommended them. Good work, they follow all the protocols, price is a little high, but what isn’t these days?”
“I … see. Fire ’em.”
“Ya heard me. Fire ’em. Do yer own housework an’ gardening. You’ll get yer sixpack back in no time.”
“…. uh …”
“Are you freaking out of your mind?!?”
Exercise programs have nothing to do with the fitness of the body, and everything to do with the fitness of the bragging rights.