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Category Archives: Amoeba’s Lorica
Patient: “So what’s up, doc?” Physician: “Bugs.” Patient: “Very funny.” Physician: “Sorry. It is the day after Easter, I’ve got bunnies on the brain. And, begging your pardon, but I wasn’t the first to quote Looney Tunes.” Patient: “Touché. And … Continue reading
Does anybody know of a place that does trick-or-treating for adults? I’m looking for a place that hands out tacos and margaritas. – Facebook post Boy, age 10: “Dad?” His father: “Yes, son?” Son: “What’s an adult?” Father: “Someone that … Continue reading
ABSOLUTE, adj. Independent, irresponsible. Absolute monarchies are those in which the sovereigns do as they please, so long as they please the assassins. Not many absolute monarchies are left, most of them having been replaced by limited monarchies, where the … Continue reading