Amoeba’s Lorica: To Move Fast and Break Glass

Trump suggests he’ll use the military on ‘the enemy from within’ the U.S. if he’s reelected – News item


TRUMP (formerly WASHINGTON), DC (API*): At a mass rally at the Trump (formerly Kennedy) Center for the Performing Arts, the President Ruler of the United States of America, Donald Trump, unveiled uniforms for the Domestic Security Forces, the military units created by “the great” people at the Department of the Military (the re-titled fusion of the former Departments of Defense, Homeland Security, and Justice) for deployment within the nation’s borders.

“Wear these uniforms with pride”, the President Ruler shouted at the end of a rambling speech about imminent threats to the nation and the new Department’s mission to find and destroy them. “Do your part! Send those filthy immigrants back where they belong! Shut down m… our nation’s enemies and make this country great again!” He shot out his right hand. “Make it great!” he bellowed. The crowd, in ecstasy at being permitted to share in their Leader’s driving energy, shouted back “Make it great!” Twice more the call and response rocked the Trump Center’s grounds

Both before and after the rally, Department of the Military officials were seen making close inspections of the three main Trump Center theaters and surrounding infrastructure. One of them spoke to us, on condition of anonymity. “We need places“, he reported, “for the Legislature to conduct its business should, God forbid, anything ever happen to the Capitol building. Liberals“, he scowled. “You never know about them.”


*  API: Amoeba Press International. Fake News. What Else Sell$? What Else Matter$?

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One Response to Amoeba’s Lorica: To Move Fast and Break Glass

  1. Amoeba says:

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