Dude and Dude: Where There's Smoke …

“Dude?”

“Yeah?”

“Did you hear that announcement?”

“Which one? There’s lots.”

“The one that says that this is a non-smoking airport.”

“Makes me happy.”

“Oh?”

“Yeah. No smoke means I can see where I’m goin’.”

“But …”

“But what?

“But I’m hungry, dude!”

“So?”

“How can anyplace cook me a gonzoburger without makin’ smoke, dude?”

“Dude?”

“Yeah?”

“Wake up and go to sleep, willya?”

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0 Responses to Dude and Dude: Where There's Smoke …

  1. Doug says:

    Dude, I’ve been there.

  2. tilden says:

    nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

  3. polona says:

    phew! (i’m off to sleep)

  4. Akelamalu says:

    No smoke no BBQ! LOL

  5. musings says:

    I”m all for non-smoking anything.

  6. Wake up and go to sleep?