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Dude and Dude: Prism Sentence

“Didya catch it, dude?!?” “Afta I got my flu shots like ever’body’s been screamin’ at me ta do? I damn well hope not!” “Not tha germs, dude! Tha unicorn!” “… tha whut?” “Tha unicorn, dude! How couldya have missed it?” … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: The Weight

“Hey dude!” “What?” “Ya see all this ’bout tha kilogram?” “Tha kill – a – what?!?” “Kilogram, dude! Kilogram!” “Yeah right. Hate ta clue ya, dude, but that ain’t even close ta funny.” “Huh?” “Get real, willya? As if social … Continue reading

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He and She: Saucy

She: “So tonight, for dinner, we’ll have mushroom ravioli and the leftover meat sauce from the other night.” He: “The meat sauce from the reception?” She: “What reception …?” He: “Oh, that’s right, it was just us. Too bad. Because … Continue reading

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