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Dude and Dude: The Awful English Language

“Hey dude!” “What?” “Since yer up already, get me a beer from tha fridge, willya?” “OK, dude, but ya gotta pay toll fer it. This here Bud is brought ta ya by tha letter ‘B’.” “[…] Ain’t no one told … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Imp-pede-iments

“Bugger.” “Really, dude? I didn’t know ya …” “Git yer mind outa tha gutter, dude, ‘r I’ll let it bite ya.” “Worse an’ worse, dude!!” “Argh. Just shaddap an’ get tha tongs, willya?” “Tongs?? When did ya get inta S&M?!?” … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Birthday Fake

“AaaaaAAAACK!” “Sup, dude? Yer virtual empire jus’ get virtually Trumped ‘r somethin’?” “‘We will rebuild, dude.’ Nah, that ain’t it at all! I jus’ got ‘nother Facebook birthday notice! How tha hell many birthdays are there inna year, anyways??” “‘Bout … Continue reading

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