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Amoeba’s Lorica: Smoke Scream

Wednesday morning, 3 AM. The phone beeps. Hotel Desk Clerk: “[yawn!] Front desk. How may I help you?” Hotel Guest: “You can help me by sending someone up here and taking this sign out of my room.” HDC: “Sir?” HG: … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Floundering Around

“Dude! OC wants me to do what?!?” “He wants ya ta help him out, dude.” “By standin’ here posin’ like some idiot statue, holdin’ a flatfish like a torch?” “Count yer blessin’s, dude. He coulda had ya wearin’ ’em like … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Roomba Tango

“Hey, dude, didya hear? OC an’ Quilly are comin’ up in tha world!” “‘Bout time. Like how? An’ will any uv it trickle down ta us?” “Not ‘less ya get tha dust all over ya when ya empty tha machine, … Continue reading

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