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Tag Archives: funny dialogues
Dude and Dude Get Real
“[…] uh, dude?” “Whut?” “Do I wanna know whut yer tryin’ ta feed me here?” “Fish?” “Inna bread bag? That tale’s kinda fishy.” “So would tha head an’ tha rest a it. Now tell me yer grateful it ain’t.” “Grateful … Continue reading
Posted in Dude and Dude, food, humor, satire, We the People
Tagged food ingredients, funny dialogues, misleading advertising, puns, wordplay
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Dude and Dude: Stash
“So, dude, how’s yer stash?” “An’ yer aksin’ fer why? How long we been doin’ this?” “Ah, awhile now …” “An’ ya still ain’t figgered out that I don’t do needles? Sewin’ ‘r othawise? Glad ta know I’m worth nuthin‘ ta ya, dude. Thanks a pantload. An’ as … Continue reading
Posted in current events, Dude and Dude, humor, satire
Tagged funny dialogues, Halloween candy, puns, Speaker of the House crisis, survival stashes, wordplay
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He and She: Just Another Day of the Weak
She: “Today is Wednesday, correct?” He: “All day.” She: “Wed-nes-day?” He: “Same rules of pronunciation used to say ‘Worcester’.” She: “What rules?” He: “Don’t get me started. The names of the days of the week have never made any sense. Why should they start … Continue reading
Posted in He and She, humor, language
Tagged contracted muscles, days of the week, funny dialogues, puns, Wednesday, wordplay
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