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Dude and Dude: Floundering Around

“Dude! OC wants me to do what?!?” “He wants ya ta help him out, dude.” “By standin’ here posin’ like some idiot statue, holdin’ a flatfish like a torch?” “Count yer blessin’s, dude. He coulda had ya wearin’ ’em like … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Roomba Tango

“Hey, dude, didya hear? OC an’ Quilly are comin’ up in tha world!” “‘Bout time. Like how? An’ will any uv it trickle down ta us?” “Not ‘less ya get tha dust all over ya when ya empty tha machine, … Continue reading

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He and She: You Know You Need A Vacay When …

Early one weekday morning in Hawai‘i … He: “Good morning, love.” She (still asleep): “Aaaagh! Nooooo!!” He: “Good morning, love!” She: “Stay away! Or I’ll use the catnip!” He: “Woof! Woof!” She (finally waking up): “Wha … dogs!” He: “What … Continue reading

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