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Dude and Dude: An’ That’s tha Truth

“Sacked again?!?” “Shot down in flames, dude.” “Dude. Yer saposed ta wait ’til ya get home ta do shots!” “Y’c’ld just shot me now?” “Not callin’ ’em ’til ya tell me what happened, dude.” “They said I wuzn’t reliable, dude.” … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Distances

“Gah!!” “This sumthin’ I wanna know ’bout, dude?” “Prob’ly not. Check out this IM from Terry.” “‘Tha news suggests the entire big island will be blown to smithereens.’ Like, wow.” “Ya didn’t even read tha bit ’bout tha Pacific Ocean … Continue reading

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Screwtape The Third: The Hall of Crusades

“Owww!!! Bless your ass, Wormsap!!” “Y-y-y-y-yessir, Master Screwtape?” “What in pluperfect [ptui!] heaven are all these soapboxes lying around here for?!?” “T-t-t-they’re e-e-essential materials, sir!” “For what?” “For the new Hall of Crusades the construction demons are building. In honor … Continue reading

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