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Dude and Dude: Distances

“Gah!!” “This sumthin’ I wanna know ’bout, dude?” “Prob’ly not. Check out this IM from Terry.” “‘Tha news suggests the entire big island will be blown to smithereens.’ Like, wow.” “Ya didn’t even read tha bit ’bout tha Pacific Ocean … Continue reading

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Screwtape The Third: The Hall of Crusades

“Owww!!! Bless your ass, Wormsap!!” “Y-y-y-y-yessir, Master Screwtape?” “What in pluperfect [ptui!] heaven are all these soapboxes lying around here for?!?” “T-t-t-they’re e-e-essential materials, sir!” “For what?” “For the new Hall of Crusades the construction demons are building. In honor … Continue reading

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Learning To Scroll

CAIRO, EGYPT (API*): Librarians, historians, data archivists, and paper manufacturers from around the world are descending en masse on this Eastern Mediterranean nation at this hour, urgently seeking clues to the lost art of paper making from the paper reed, … Continue reading

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