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Dude and Dude: Passing Lane

“An’ if’n yer askin’ me, dude, I’ll tell ya it’s passin’ too damn close!” “I ain’t askin’ ya, dude. But it don’t mean yer wrong. Dammit.” “What tha hell’s tha deal, anyways? We fine’ly get tha volcano ta stop spewin’ … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: An’ That’s tha Truth

“Sacked again?!?” “Shot down in flames, dude.” “Dude. Yer saposed ta wait ’til ya get home ta do shots!” “Y’c’ld just shot me now?” “Not callin’ ’em ’til ya tell me what happened, dude.” “They said I wuzn’t reliable, dude.” … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Distances

“Gah!!” “This sumthin’ I wanna know ’bout, dude?” “Prob’ly not. Check out this IM from Terry.” “‘Tha news suggests the entire big island will be blown to smithereens.’ Like, wow.” “Ya didn’t even read tha bit ’bout tha Pacific Ocean … Continue reading

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