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Amoeba’s Lorica: Ever Last-ing

REWARD, n. Punishment, seeking opportunity and justification. Many, many years BI*, a young man from Cleveland set out on a world tour, seeking enlightenment. He had been told, by a scruffy fellow sleeping on the banks of the Cuyahoga River, … Continue reading

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Amoeba’s Lorica: One More Bierce Commemmoration

OLD, adj. When you finally realize that nothing you do matters, nothing you have ever done has made any fucking difference whatsoever (except maybe to convince the world that you suck), and you are now out of time. You are … Continue reading

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Dum de Free Dom

FREEDOM, n. One of a number of remarkable products in America that is available only in specially-marked packages, and for a special price. ============================ In the markets of Boston and Denver and Berkeley, All the packages scream they have something … Continue reading

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