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Kris an’ Murphy: For Whom the Ward Spells

Out on the road today I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac A little voice inside my head said Don’t look back, you can never look back Murphy: “So we’re supposed to look forward instead?” Kris: “That’s the general … Continue reading

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Kris an’ Murphy: More Cs-ing

Murphy: “We get the students back next week.” Kris: “Doin’ our jobs, collectin’ our pay, slip slidin’ away. How do the enrollments look?” Murphy: “Strong. Not as many foreign students though.” Kris: “Thank you, US voter. Can’t have any of … Continue reading

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He and She: Fair Ferry Fare to the Fair

She: “So, you’re in Seattle?” He: “Yeah. Business meeting. The things I gotta do to keep food in our fridge.” She: “Uh huh. And speaking of food, you’re going to have dinner in our favorite restaurant without me? No fair!” … Continue reading

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