Category Archives: We the People

Amoeba’s Lorica: Weaponized Food Phobias

In the immediate aftermath of the Cambridge Analytica scandal, and after several false starts, Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba finally jettisoned his Facebook account, thus undoing what he knew damned well he should never have done in the first place. As … Continue reading

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Meet the New Heart, Same As the Old Heart

At the church that Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba attends (“But, but …” Shhh! Another time, yeah?), the theme for the Sunday service (8 April 2018) is conveyed by a single verse out of the Christian Bible. In which “the priest/prophet … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Second-ary

“OK, dude, what is that?” “White, dude.” “[facepalm] Tha thing, dude. What’s tha thing?” “It’s an orchid.” “Sup at this hour a tha night? How can she see anything?” “‘She?’” “Yeah, dude, she. ‘Cause if’n it’s a white guy, it’s … Continue reading

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